Detective Shamanist Figs works in a ghetto urban-city called Ladywood, England. Working for the Mayor of the city and her ladyship the Queen, the Parliament declares a civil war against the aristocrats and the poor, also known as the Street Rats. As Shamanist Figs is trying to crack an unsolved case he stumbles upon a Declaration of Dependance: if ALL Street Rats shall not fall into slavery, then ALL Street Rats shall be captured, questioned then have an in just, cruel and usual punishment--gassed till death. Signed: the Queen. Genocide? Detective Shamanist Figs knows that the queen may be falling off her rocker, but she is no murderer. As detective Figs runs to the mayor of Ladywood, the mayor tells Figs that he will look into it. 24 hours later Detective Figs is fired and dumped in the collapsing urban trash zone of Ladywood, declared as a Street Rat. Detective Shamanist Figs is starting all over again. Treading through the city sewers to hide from the law, Detective Shamanist Figs is determined to crack the case of the Declaration of Dependance. In a city which seems to not make sense, Figs is clinging to one thing he knows to be true... EVERYBODY IS HIDING SOMETHING. Even him.
Name: Shamanist Figs
Age: 47
Weight: mildly obese
Hair color: Black and Balding
Height: 5'3
Type: Determined, clumsy washed out jock.
"Seamus" Fig :)
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